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{\an8}Okay, and you want to
hear the coolest part?
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{\an8}Every couple living in this dorm
is on athletic scholarship.
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{\an8}Sort of like how the circus keeps
all the freaks together.
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{\an8}Oh, no. They separate them.
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{\an8}If not, the Fat Lady
would eat Lobster Boy.
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{\an8}[laughs] What's up? Upstage Kyra!
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{\an8}Wow! What a view! Hey!
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{\an8}I can see my car down in the parking lot.
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{\an8}Okay, who left their door open?
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No, wait! Somebody's in there.
Somebody's in my car!
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Hey, hey! Somebody's breaking
into my car! Stop that guy!
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In the Volvo! Stop him!
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No, wait.
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That's not my car.
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Oh, I so cannot wait to move in.
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And once football season starts
and everybody realizes you are
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the star of the team,
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we're only gonna be
the most popular couple on campus.
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Well, there are a lot of
great players on the team,
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but we might have the most popular baby.
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Uh-huh.
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You know what? Actually,
there are a lot of great babies too.
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Yeah, about that...
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did you find out what kind
of child care they have yet?
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- Mom.
- Well, I just want to make sure
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they have someone
that can take care of Elizabeth properly.
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What if they don't have a redheaded woman
with the voice of an angel?
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Look, Mom, I know you're concerned,
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but Van and I will take care of this.
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But the nursery's very important.
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And we'll take care of it.
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The whole point of us moving out
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is that we're in charge of
our own lives now. We're adults.
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Yeah, we can vote.
We didn't, but we could.
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Mom, can we please leave?
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I'd like to try and squeeze in
a tiny bit of my life today.
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Oh, no, wait. You guys can't leave yet.
I still have to show you our kitchen.
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It has a sink. [laughs]
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You're never going back
to the prairie, are ya?
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- You want to go check out the sink?
- I vote yes!
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Man, the facilities here are great.
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They got a weight room,
they got a newsstand,
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they've even got
a Red Bull machine down in the lobby.
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Dad and I watched
the girls' volleyball tryouts
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for half an hour!
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The boy wouldn't leave.
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Come on, Jake.
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Let's go dangle you
out the bedroom window.
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Hey! Oh, check on my car.
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Be honest, Reba.
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Are you okay with them moving out?
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Well, part of me wants them to stay
because of my grandbaby.
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I mean, I'm the only one that's ever
taken care of her besides Cheyenne.
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Course, the other part of me
wants that diaper pail out of my house.
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We're only five minutes away.
I'm sure we'll be over here all the time.
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Heck, volleyball season starts October 9.
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Well, at least now, Jake, Kyra,
and I will start livin' a normal life.
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- Yeah, it's been a hell of a year.
- It sure has.
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Thanks for that, by the way.
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You know, I think our kids turned out
pretty well considering.
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Yeah, they're tough little boogers,
aren't they?
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Although sometimes I worry that Kyra's
not a little bit too tough.
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Naw, she's always been like that.
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Hey, remember the time she
punched that German shepherd?
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[laughing]
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Ah, it never pooped in
our yard again, did it?
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We used to have so much fun together.
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Well, you still can. You just have to
find something she likes doing now.
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Brock, I can only watch
so many episodes of The Osbournes.
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[Imitating Ozzy Osbourne]
Sharon! I got tangled up
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in me shirt again! Aa-aah!
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[Reba] Ha, hey!
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♪ Who I am is who I wanna be ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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Oh, Mrs. H, you're just in time.
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{\an8}Huh? I put up the Christmas lights.
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{\an8}What do you think?
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{\an8}I think it's September.
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{\an8}I figured since
Cheyenne and I are moving out,
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{\an8}I'd do a bunch of big jobs
to help out before we go.
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Oh, well, that's
very thoughtful of you, Van.
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- Yeah, I know.
- It really is.
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- Well, thank you.
- Take 'em down.
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{\an8}Kyra, can you come down here, honey?
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{\an8}So, let me guess.
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You probably don't want
the manger set up either?
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Is it Christmas already?
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Apparently not.
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What?
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{\an8}Don't say "What." I got
a little present for you, that's what.
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{\an8}Mom, Van and Cheyenne are moving out.
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{\an8}That's the greatest gift of all.
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{\an8}Rollerblades?
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{\an8}Yeah, and elbow and knee doohickeys,
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{\an8}and I got a pair too.
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{\an8}So, if you have a pair,
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{\an8}and I have a pair--
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{\an8}Wait, I must have this wrong.
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{\an8}No! We're gonna be
skatin' together. It'll be fun!
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- What do we get to do together?
- Uh...
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Well, you get to help me plan dinner.
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Can we have hot dogs?
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No, we're gonna have pork chops!
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{\an8}But you get to pick
where we're gonna eat 'em.
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{\an8}Can we eat in the bathroom?
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{\an8}No, we're gonna eat 'em
in the dining room!
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Yea! We planned dinner!
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Jake? Put Baby Jesus back.
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Oh, man.
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- What?
- Don't say "What."
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{\an8}Oh, come on, Kyra. Let's at least try it.
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{\an8}We used to like doin' stuff together.
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I apologize for wantin'
to spend time with you, okay?
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I am guilty of wantin' to be with you.
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[mock sobbing]
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So, now that
that ugly little secret's out,
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what do you say let's strap
these babies on and go make
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dang fools out of ourselves?
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- [thudding]
- [Van groaning]
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- Van?
- Oh, it-- I'm okay!
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That was a close one. [groaning]
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Van!
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Sorry I took so long.
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I came on the I-10, and it was a crawl
from the 45 merge.
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It's incredible that they haven't figured
out they got to widen that corridor.
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Every year it gets worse and worse.
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Like a dang parking lot.
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I'm gonna write a letter
to city council, I swear.
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Uh, how's Van?
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Sorry, you didn't sound
too concerned on the phone.
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Well, we don't think he broke anything,
but he kind of smashed up his knee.
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That's not a bad injury
for a football player, is it, Daddy?
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The knee?
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No.
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No, no, no.
Thank goodness it was the knee.
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Mrs. Montgomery.
Your husband is doing just fine.
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It was a pretty severe strain on the knee,
but it didn't need surgery.
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He'll be in a brace for a few weeks.
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If he works hard, he should
make a complete recovery.
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Oh, thank God. Oh, and you know, you all.
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- Well, that is good news.
- Oh, no.
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What's the matter, sweetheart?
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A couple of weeks?
I mean, what about football season?
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If Van can't play football,
he is gonna freak.
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Then we're just gonna
have to help him get through this.
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He's down, so we lift him up.
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That's what families do.
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We support each other.
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We're just not gonna let him be depressed.
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Whoo! Look out for the Vanmobile!
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Come on, kiddo. Get your pads on.
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Today's the day we finally get out
and go skatin'.
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Oh, no. Not again.
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Jake! I know you have
the Baby Jesus, and I want it back.
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The Lord is not a toy!
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Come on, Kyra. Get on. Let's go.
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Could there be anything more embarrassing
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than Rollerblading around the neighborhood
with your mom?
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I didn't want to play
Candyland nine hours a day
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when you were little, either, but I did.
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You owe me.
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Come on, Kyra.
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I've been asking you to go Rollerbladin'
with me for three days.
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You going to or not?
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Okay. But then we play
Candyland till midnight.
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Deal! Come on.
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You do realize how stupid
we're gonna look doing this, right?
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Speak for yourself.
I'm not the one skatin' with her mom.
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Hey, it's the Vanmobile!
How was the physical therapy?
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Oh, outstanding.
Those people down there are incredible.
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Do you know there are guys down there
playing basketball in wheelchairs?
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There's Wheelchair Olympics.
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You know, people in
wheelchairs can do anything
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they set their minds to.
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Where you goin'?
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I'm gonna go mow the lawn!
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Ah.
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Well, looks like you finally convinced
Kyra to go skating with you.
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Ah, you know Kyra.
"Take me skatin', take me skatin'!"
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Just like a broken record.
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- Okay.
- Good, Dad, you're back.
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- You ready to go?
- Yeah, all set.
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We're gonna take stuff to the apartment.
You want to come?
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Oh, sorry. My day's all booked.
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Are you sure?
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I mean, we could swing by
the nursery afterwards.
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No, no, no. I heard what you said, honey.
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I know you can handle it.
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Well, of course I can. I just--
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I was thinking... I mean, I don't see
why you couldn't just tag along.
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You're an adult. You'll be just fine.
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Just make sure they answer
any questions you may have.
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Of course. Heh!
I don't have any questions!
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Van had the questions!
What are the questions?
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- Mom, I need questions!
- Okay. Okay, I'll go.
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Oh, hey, Kyra. You look great!
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Hey, listen. Cheyenne needs me to go
over to the campus with her. Is that okay?
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- I don't care.
- You want to come?
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- Yeah, right.
- Yeah.
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Don't take off your pads.
We are gonna skate today, okay?
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[clicks tongue]
All right, I'll be back in 15 minutes.
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You and Mom, like,
on a hockey team or something?
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Actually, this little energy drink's
not that bad.
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But it's so tiny.
I'd have to drink 10 of these.
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Okay, and I'll catch your heart
when it blows out of your chest.
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Hey, why is my door open?
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You must've left it open when you
brought stuff over earlier.
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I haven't brought anything over.
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And somebody put a bunch of stuff in here.
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We need to call the police.
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And report what? A delivery?
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[simultaneously] Can I help you?
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Well, it's just that I think that
you guys have the wrong apartment.
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This is 7B, Van and Cheyenne Montgomery.
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According to this letter
from the athletic department,
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7B just became available.
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I think this is our apartment.
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Well, there's only one way to settle it.
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I'll race you for it.
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What is going on?
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How could they give away our apartment?
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Oh, no, baby.
I'm sure they didn't. It's just a mix-up.
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When the athletic coordinator
gets here, he'll straighten it out.
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- Jeff is a great guy.
- You think so?
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Oh, you know what it could be?
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Could be they wanna move you
to a lower floor, 'cause Van's injured.
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A lower floor? Like, where
the badminton team lives?
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- [sighs]
- No. Uh-uh.
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Cheyenne, calm down.
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You're an adult. Are you gonna deal with
this, or are you just gonna fall apart?
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- I'm gonna fall apart.
- No!
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Yes. Yes, I am, Mom.
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Oh, yes, I am. Everything is going wrong.
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First Van gets injured,
and now we're losing our apartment.
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You're not losing anything.
Look, tell you what.
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Take my car, go home,
feed the baby and relax.
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00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:52,878
Oh, and pick up another case
of these, okay?
238
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Aha! Make it two.
239
00:11:57,925 --> 00:12:01,679
- Mom, are you gonna deal with this guy?
- Oh, you bet I am. Go on now.
240
00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:03,431
You know what?
241
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:06,225
This is probably just
some computer mistake.
242
00:12:06,725 --> 00:12:09,979
Like the time those
"900" numbers showed up on our phone bill.
243
00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:12,898
What was that about?
244
00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:16,318
Don't you see what's goin' on around here?
245
00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:19,113
They're tryin' to take
Van's scholarship away 'cause he's hurt!
246
00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:22,158
What? No! They'd never do that to him.
247
00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:24,785
Oh, these colleges do that
kind of thing all the time.
248
00:12:24,785 --> 00:12:27,872
They did a big story on it
on 20/20 or Night-thingie,
249
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:30,624
or that one where the guy's hair looks
like it's made out of wood.
250
00:12:32,376 --> 00:12:35,129
Great theory, except the guy
in the kitchen's also hurt.
251
00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:37,006
So why would they give
the apartment to him?
252
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,215
Why?
253
00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:41,260
'Cause shut up, that's why!
254
00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:45,306
Jeff is on his way over.
255
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:48,058
Good, 'cause I'm eager
to talk to him, real eager.
256
00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:51,729
I'm gonna unpack some boxes.
257
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:53,981
Oh, no, Louis.
258
00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:57,526
You gotta rest that arm if you're gonna
be able to play again, honey.
259
00:12:57,526 --> 00:13:00,070
She's right. So, Louis,
260
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:01,822
does this Jeff guy know you're hurt?
261
00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:03,073
No, I don't think so. Why?
262
00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:05,117
Well, you better stop unpackin'.
263
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,744
You may lose your apartment too.
264
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,996
What are you talking about?
265
00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:11,665
Apparently these sleazeballs
don't like givin' housing
266
00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:13,334
to football players who can't play.
267
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:18,005
No, no, no. I don't play football.
I play violin in the university orchestra.
268
00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:21,467
Wait. I thought this dorm
was for athletes.
269
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:22,468
Right.
270
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,637
That would be me, women's volleyball.
271
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,722
Oh, yeah!
272
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:31,602
You were at the tryouts.
273
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,730
Well, she was good.
274
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:37,691
Hello, Halle, Louis.
275
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:39,026
Well, hey there, Brock.
276
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,486
[chuckles] Hey, Jeff.
277
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:41,862
What seems to be the problem?
278
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:44,073
Oh, it's just a little
misunderstanding, that's all.
279
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,866
All I know is what your letter says.
280
00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:49,578
Now if you'll excuse me,
I need to go talk to the painters.
281
00:13:49,578 --> 00:13:51,914
I hope you can work something out.
282
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,626
Who knew playing the fiddle
could be so dangerous?
283
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:57,336
His arm?
284
00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:00,839
No, that happened when some moron grabbed
him in the parking lot the other day.
285
00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:02,675
Accused him of trying
to steal his own car.
286
00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:06,220
So, what can I do you for?
287
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,138
Oh, it's the craziest thing, Jeff.
288
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:11,559
Reba has this idea that
you're tryin' to take away Van's housing.
289
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:14,603
I don't have any choice
when somebody suspends their scholarship.
290
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,230
Oh, well, there's the mistake.
291
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:19,024
No, Jeff, no. Van didn't
suspend his scholarship.
292
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:22,069
Oh, sure he did, Brock, yeah.
He and I had a long conversation about it.
293
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:24,071
Was he on some kind of
medication at the time?
294
00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:26,365
- No.
- Sometimes it's hard to tell.
295
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:29,118
No, no, this was all Van's idea.
296
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,787
He said he and Cheyenne
talked it over and wanted to do it.
297
00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:34,999
I asked him to redshirt,
but he said he wanted to take a year off.
298
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,209
Now if you'll excuse me.
299
00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:41,213
Why would Van suspend his scholarship?
300
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:44,174
Honest to God, Brock.
Just when I begin to relax...
301
00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:46,594
and think that those two
are starting to act responsibly,
302
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:47,970
they pull somethin' like this.
303
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,097
When are they ever gonna grow up?
304
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:52,766
And look who I'm asking!
305
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:03,152
Oh, hey, sweetie. Sorry that took so long.
306
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,195
We kind of ran into
an unexpected problem...
307
00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:07,323
Mom, did you fix that thing?
308
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,033
...that's not quite over yet.
309
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:13,203
"That thing?" "That thing?"
310
00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:15,998
Oh, "that thing" where you two
think you'll still be able to
311
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:17,583
stay in college campus housing,
312
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,461
even though Van suspended his scholarship?
313
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:23,923
No, Cheyenne, I wasn't able
to fix "that thing."
314
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,760
That's why we lost our housing?
You suspended your scholarship?
315
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,346
No. No!
316
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:33,474
No, no, no! Okay, yeah.
317
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,979
Wait a minute.
Didn't you discuss this with her?
318
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,189
Yes. Yes, of course.
319
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,316
Okay, no.
320
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,612
How could you not tell me about this, Van?
321
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,656
Well, I don't know.
Sometimes it's hard to talk
322
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,199
about athlete stuff with you,
323
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,909
because you believe in me so much.
324
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:54,870
- [sighs]
- It's like you think I can do anything.
325
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:55,996
Because you can!
326
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:58,248
See? It's always like this.
327
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:00,876
You're my wife.
328
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:04,338
It would be nice if you could show just
a little doubt sometimes.
329
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,758
Doubt? Doubt about what?
330
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,677
Are you afraid your knee isn't gonna heal?
331
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,762
You are gonna be as good as new, honey.
332
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,098
You just won't let up, will you?
333
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,601
No, I'm not worried about my knee.
334
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,937
So why didn't you redshirt
so you could start classes?
335
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:22,564
Oh, right, and risk becoming
academically ineligible?
336
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:25,401
You have to maintain a C-minus average.
337
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:28,445
Who do you think I am? Albert Weinstein?
338
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,535
It's Einstein, Van.
339
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:38,122
No, the smart kid in senior
class was Albert Weinstein,
340
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,540
Einstein.
341
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:45,004
Oh, this is a nightmare.
342
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:48,090
No new apartment or new life.
343
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:52,386
We were gonna be
the most popular couple on campus.
344
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:56,473
Now we're not even gonna
be on campus... or popular.
345
00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:58,225
All we are is just a couple!
346
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,187
Well, at least you can run away.
347
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,856
I'm the one in the Vanmobile.
348
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:07,234
Van, I know you're injured, but--
349
00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:14,783
You don't make decisions
like that without talkin' to your wife!
350
00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:18,203
You guys are a team!
These things affect her too!
351
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:19,705
I guess I was scared to tell her.
352
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,915
Scared? Why?
353
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:24,251
You were only puttin' it off for a year.
354
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,420
Yeah, I guess.
355
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:31,508
Van, ever since I've known you,
you've planned on playin' college...
356
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:32,718
and then trying out for pro.
357
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,428
Yeah, but I was a kid then.
358
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:37,139
That was the high school football team.
359
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:40,851
I mean, I was always
the fastest player on the field.
360
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,480
But now I'm not even close. God!
361
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:48,067
I was really strugglin', Mrs. H,
and that was before I got hurt.
362
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:51,070
Yeah, you're right.
363
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,988
You'll probably be a lot slower now.
364
00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:56,158
That's sweet, but I know you're just
trying to make me feel better.
365
00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:00,871
Boy, you know what'd be cool?
If they could do an operation
366
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:03,916
that turns my knee into some
nuclear-powered super knee.
367
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:08,921
Of course, they'd have to do
an operation on both knees,
368
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,381
or I'd just be running
a really fast circle.
369
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:17,805
- And then I'd be dizzy all the time--
- Van!
370
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,975
As hard as it is, I really think
371
00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:24,144
you need to talk this over with your wife.
372
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:30,734
Hey, Mrs. H. You wanna
hear somethin' weird?
373
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:31,902
What?
374
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,697
When the doctor told me I wasn't
gonna be able to play for a while,
375
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:37,616
you know what I felt?
376
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:38,534
Mm-mm.
377
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,036
Relief.
378
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:45,582
Does that make me a coward?
379
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:47,751
Oh, honey.
380
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,338
Anyone who tries to find
381
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:54,049
the thing that makes him happy
is no coward.
382
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:59,471
Even though, technically,
you are scared of Cheyenne.
383
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:05,894
Man, what an insane day.
384
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,647
All right. Cheer up, grumpy.
385
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,732
You don't have to go Rollerbladin' today.
386
00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:11,859
But I promise you--
387
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:15,028
First thing tomorrow,
I will humiliate you.
388
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:21,410
So it looks like Cheyenne and Van will be
staying around a while.
389
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,996
But good news, Jake's moving out.
390
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:27,624
But you know what? Let's make a rule.
391
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:29,751
Even though they're gonna be here,
392
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:32,713
we're still gonna make time
to do all our stuff together.
393
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:35,174
- Deal?
- You mean like we did today?
394
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:43,223
Kyra, I'm sorry that I had
to blow our skating off,
395
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:47,227
but Cheyenne had this major crisis,
and I had to deal with it.
396
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:49,146
Yeah, I know you did, Mom.
397
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:51,565
You always do, and you always will.
398
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:54,902
No, believe me.
We'll skate, we'll play Candyland,
399
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:58,113
we'll go down to the river
and shoot rats if you want.
400
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:02,451
Honey, I promise
I'll be able to make time for us.
401
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,661
Well, you know what? Maybe I won't.
402
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:06,580
Just because you want
to spend time with me
403
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,874
doesn't mean I want
to spend time with you.
404
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:11,126
Hang on. Why don't we
go skatin' right now?
405
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:14,254
No! Can I just have some time for myself?
406
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:15,672
Would that be okay?
407
00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:19,259
[exhales]
408
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,892
You got a second?
409
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:30,354
Mom, I'm hungry.
410
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,564
I know, Jake. I'm startin' dinner.
411
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:35,192
- What are we having?
- We're havin' chick--
412
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:42,491
- We're havin' hot dogs.
- Hot dogs? Yes!
413
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:43,617
And guess what?
414
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:45,702
We're gonna eat 'em in the bathroom.
415
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,958
I've never eaten in the bathroom.
416
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,877
I'll get some ketchup, mustard,
417
00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:56,255
some chocolate milk,
418
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,215
some relish for Mom.
419
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,217
Where do we keep the buns?
420
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,057
[theme music playing]
421
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,796
{\an8}Acme! [coughing]